Quote #33213
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #26845
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Quote #12418
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
Quote #2793
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
Quote #10266
Their plans were improved with the best advice.
Quote #26032
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
Quote #25811
For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we...
Quote #22778
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
Quote #9662
I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.