Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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I am only one; but still I am one. I may not be able...
Quote #15066
All my experience of the world teaches me that in ninety-nine cases out of...
Quote #2937
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous...
Quote #19132
All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
Quote #1077
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #9121
Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more...
Quote #27776
On this subject I do not which to think, or speak, or write, with...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.