Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #11283
All would live long, but none would be old.
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #3118
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her...
Quote #27144
There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass… unless you are an sf...
Quote #25513
Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental.
Quote #31196
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than...
Quote #26332
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
Quote #33866
It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about...
Quote #31462
The deepest American dream is not the hunger for money or fame it is...