Quote #3048
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #10275
Despair has been called the unforgivable sin–not presumably because God refuses to forgive it...
Quote #19829
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Quote #28543
Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.
Quote #7697
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Quote #21962
To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a...
Quote #12963
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
Quote #24474
Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.