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Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
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If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two...
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The good befriend themselves.
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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a...
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‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a...
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Better be quarreling than lonesome.