Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #27198
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
Quote #9429
Science comits suicide when it adopts a creed.
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #23759
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.
Quote #31914
Never follow somebody else’s path it doesn’t work the same way twice for anyone…the...
Quote #25899
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s...
Quote #26521
Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a...
Quote #23093
I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.