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As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every...
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Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I...
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When solving a “panic” you must first ask yourself what you were doing that...
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Television is the first truly democratic culture — the first culture available to everybody...
Quote #4451
Law is order, and good law is good order.
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In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...