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Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s...
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
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I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.
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If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
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Laws are partly formed for the sake of good men, in order to instruct...
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Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people...
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If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They...
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.