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Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
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To each other, we were as normal and nice as the smell of bread....
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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Chance favors the prepared mind.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Good place to put things–cellars.
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Family means too much, Friends are too valuable, And life is too short, To...
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Change comes not from men and women changing their minds, but from the change...
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There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a...
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Tell me, and I’ll forget. Show me, and I’ll remember. Involve me, and I’ll...