Quote #4975
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat...
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
Quote #8206
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
Quote #19992
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #31357
We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
Quote #23990
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Quote #2009
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #292
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.