Quote #4392
High thoughts must have high language.
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I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.
Quote #1963
Advertising is legalized lying.
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History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Quote #27347
Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed...
Quote #14379
The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the...
Quote #22052
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I...
Quote #1608
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of...
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.