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If you don’t like the way the world is, you change it. You have...
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To hate a man because he was born in another country, because he speaks...
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Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
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Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
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I try and try to deny that I need you but still you remain...
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The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.
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The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
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To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can...