Quote #25988
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...
Quote #13119
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam....
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #974
Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.
Quote #21282
Why has government been instituted at all Because the passions of men will not...
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #21490
Coming together is the beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.
Quote #15
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
Quote #2597
When vultures watching your civilization begin dropping dead, it is time to pause and...