Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #10904
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #29456
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day...
Quote #18593
…And I’ve looked over, and I’ve seen the promised land. I may not get...
Quote #1782
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #24108
When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.
Quote #20605
Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence,...
Quote #25067
Weep for the lives your wishes never led.
Quote #8591
The mirror never sees itself. The reflection never is itself.