Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Quote #6131
Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing...
Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
Quote #10200
There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there...
Quote #23685
I don’t know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to...
Quote #6377
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes...
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #6618
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
Quote #23329
We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
Quote #12328
The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows.