Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #1808
The history of ideas is the history of the grudges of solitary men.
Quote #488
My favorite animal is steak.
Quote #10939
When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang...
Quote #12664
Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #12648
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #4871
It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
Quote #13812
The loftier the building, the deeper must the foundation be laid.
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.