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To keep the fire burning brightly, there’s one easy rule keep the two logs...
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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the...
Quote #10741
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps...
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #7683
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Quote #1956
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is...
Quote #26447
Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the...
Quote #33871
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to...
Quote #28760
What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity....