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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the...
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Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire...
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I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
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No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross,...
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While the fates permit, live happily life speeds on with hurried step, and with...
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There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
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Greetings on this most exceedingly beautiful spring morning. A morning swollen with new life,...