Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #17853
Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after...
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #16302
One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they...
Quote #7243
The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
Quote #25821
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #14418
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make...
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #17748
A poet’s hope to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.
Quote #18347
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...