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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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Prejudice is the reasoning of fools.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Live each season as it passes breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
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Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
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Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.
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It’s not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the...
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Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
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Relationships–of all kinds–are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open...