Quote #2794
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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I was too green to know that all cynicism masks a failure to cope...
Quote #11610
Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.
Quote #21354
Death Its the only thing we havent succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #24301
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
Quote #26659
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
Quote #23033
Fans don’t boo nobodies.
Quote #20409
When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language...
Quote #25653
I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said...