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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #13796
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
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It is past all controversy that what costs dearest is, and ought to be,...
Quote #34016
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you...
Quote #30634
You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn’t take...
Quote #14917
The truest mark of being born with great qualities, is being born without envy.
Quote #21947
The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all...