Quote #6872
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #19021
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we...
Quote #30091
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #12540
The kingdoms of fantasy and mirth are longlasting and not of this world.
Quote #34173
Birds sing after a storm why shouldn’t people feel as free to delight in...
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #5747
What we need to do is learn to work in the system, by which...
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #18726
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it...