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Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end
Quote #6017
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.
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The pleasure of the senses is always regulated in accordance with the imagination. Man...
Quote #30960
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #18125
Look around the habitable world, how few Know their own good, or knowing it,...
Quote #29590
This very moment is a seed from which the flowers of tomorrow’s happiness grow.
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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
Quote #4818
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.