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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #26631
Possession is eleven points in the law.
Quote #11147
A child is the root of the heart.
Quote #31314
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #11999
If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off...
Quote #22179
When action grows unprofitable, gather information when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #34022
My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
Quote #32408
Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...