Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #8033
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
Quote #31097
Every one is the architect of his own fortune.
Quote #32822
Talk low, talk slow, and don’t talk too much.
Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #9565
It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #26082
The qualities that get a man into power are not those that lead him,...
Quote #13551
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #3472
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away...