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Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
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Our character…is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #20129
I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
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Quote #28943
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
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Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early...
Quote #32307
There is nothing worse in this world then wasted talent.