Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25180
The feeling remains that God is on the journey, too.
Quote #10634
A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make...
Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #7411
Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Quote #13892
Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
Quote #19352
I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with...
Quote #4199
To have little is to possess.To have plenty is to be perplexed.
Quote #17300
Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and...
Quote #11802
You only give me what you have left over, and you want things from...