Quote #14991
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote #19677
It isn’t what you know that counts, it’s what you think of in time.
Quote #588
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
Quote #21140
We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient...
Quote #619
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least...
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #15543
We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of...
Quote #26807
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
Quote #18857
In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the...
Quote #6243
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.