Quote #12218
Some promises are better left unsaid
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #1274
“Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex.
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #30550
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to...
Quote #4887
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
Quote #10573
Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of...
Quote #8418
Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader...
Quote #28169
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #22665
Don’t fall before you’re pushed.