Quote #31337
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Quote #361
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of...
Quote #7373
All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same,...
Quote #2612
By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #3917
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #4393
This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #14375
Our observation of nature must be diligent, our reflection profound, and our experiments exact....