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Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably...
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...
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I told you I was sick.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Riches, like glory or heath, have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor...
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The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that...
Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Quote #4909
What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.
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They deem me mad for I will not sell my days for gold; I...
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...