Quote #14524
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
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What a cunning mixture of sentiment, pity, tenderness, irony surrounds adolescence, what knowing watchfulness...
Quote #22718
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #1471
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #774
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #29829
Profits are like breathing. You have to have them. But who would stay alive...
Quote #12191
To know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is...
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.