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Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
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If you’re masochistic enough to program in ADA, we’re not going to stop you.
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of...
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Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and...
Quote #19091
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
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Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...