Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #24989
Nothing, it appears to me is of greater value in a man than the...
Quote #22021
Blessed is he who has learned To admire but not envy, To follow but...
Quote #18136
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #16617
What we won when all of our people united … must not be lost...
Quote #26318
Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.
Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #13047
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Quote #10190
Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear.