Quote #33856
Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting.
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God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
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If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #12044
Thou art a Man, God is no more. Thy own humanity learn to adore.
Quote #22293
When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.