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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever...
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People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system...
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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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When I look back on all the worries I remember the story of the...
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The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
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Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never with Ignorance.
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Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all.
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.