Quote #11934
All cats are gray in the dark.
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #5083
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Quote #452
This is on me.
Quote #25948
The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something...
Quote #34818
He knows all about art, but he doesn’t know what he likes.
Quote #1980
The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.
Quote #28762
I, a stranger and afraid, in a world I never made.
Quote #19966
A misery is not to be measure from the nature of the evil, but...