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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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Happiness lies, first of all, in health.
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Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on...
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‘Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.
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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
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So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.