Quote #14819
Only fools are positive.
Quote #14919
There are many roads to hate, but envy is the shortest of them all.
Quote #24046
Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it.
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #15438
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #22669
We are usually the best men when in the worst health.
Quote #34445
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing
Quote #1326
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.