Quote #31291
Besides, we don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents.
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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to...
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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world...
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There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
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The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
Quote #3535
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.