Quote #8133
Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they ?re ended.
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #26787
The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the...
Quote #16437
Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Quote #10654
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Quote #16585
I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day.
Quote #14948
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
Quote #19532
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Quote #34708
I grow more intense as I age.
Quote #27907
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the...