Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #12473
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Quote #6660
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.
Quote #33969
Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
Quote #4939
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look...
Quote #24293
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
Quote #3139
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
Quote #29240
If it sounds good, you’ll hear it If it looks good, you’ll see it...
Quote #30923
A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.