Quote #29490
You have to be deviant if you’re going to do anything new.
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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He that has acquired learning and nor practised what he has learnt, is like...
Quote #19941
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
Quote #21368
We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
Quote #29594
I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand