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Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
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Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he...
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
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Man merely discovers’ he never can and never will invent.
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Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
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In this life, Christ is an example, showing us how to live in his...
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Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
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Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.
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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #33931
Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.