Quote #13086
Nice guys finish last.
Quote #15219
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
Quote #26697
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #34083
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he...
Quote #21297
Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone...
Quote #20299
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
Quote #27884
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #30545
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Quote #26895
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #4646
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.