Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Quote #6579
When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #13577
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Quote #20174
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right...
Quote #20715
True friends stab you in the front.
Quote #531
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #29703
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Quote #8455
Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Quote #18838
When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for...