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A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
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If people really want to go, and really try all their lives, I think...
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Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
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If life indeed is a stage, then how can we act our parts if...
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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He who would travel happily must travel light.
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Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
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Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness.