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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
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One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
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Here stand I. I can do no other.
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If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in...
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they...
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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But the body is deeper than the soul and its secrets inscrutable.
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...