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You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a...
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Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and...
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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will...
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No man is an island, entire of itself every man is a piece of...
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I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
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My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
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People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
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It is better to be a beggar than ignorant; for a beggar only wants...